A modest and retiring international man of mystery “I’M YOUR MAN” is a con (with one n) artist who turned down numerous requests to test his cycling prowess in the Tour de France in protest at efforts to remove medicine from sport. 

Is known to worry and talk about Croke Park and its environs (even at work) and famously scored a goal there more than three decades ago. This prompted wild scenes of jubilation and a massive pitch invasion when he subsequently re-lived the moment in his dreams.

Over an extended period he towered over players in every game he played on a Saturday morning and his powerful displays won him many admirers amongst the Yummy Mummies of St James Gaels.